The Devil Wears Drag

I have no idea why Rupert Everett is dressed in Gypsy Drag, but he kinda looks like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Don't tell Anna Wintour. 

Drove Downtown in the Rain

My friend Michel and Brian Wilson (pre-agoraphobia) are twinsies. And while Michel may not be a musical genius (yet), he definitely owned a music room in university where manys a Bob Seger shakedown occurred. Also, the Barenaked Ladies didn't write a song about Michel and that's gotta be worth something on the cool-o-meter... 

*He also doesn't eat records, as far as I know. 

Lost in Pastorization

Ever wonder what would happen if Matthew Fox and Noah Wyle had a baby?

They'd get crazy Pastor Steve who prays for the death of President Obama. Really Steve? Because your goofy face suggests you're praying for someone to silly string the White House or put plastic wrap over Barack's toilet seat. But kill him? Nah. Not with those "okay, fine, it was me who just farted" eyes. 

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Here's a quote from Pastor Steve: "When I go to bed tonight, that's what I'm going to pray. And you say, 'Are you just saying that?' No. When I go to bed tonight, Steven L. Anderson is going to pray for Barack Obama to die and go to hell." I'm glad he included his middle initial in case God accidentally answered Steven P. Anderson's prayers and made it rain candy.

Queen of Reba

As demonstrated on Reba (the guiltiest of guilty-pleasure sitcoms), Reba McEntire has the best no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it-is, so-what-if-I-look-like-a-mouse attitude around. She also happens to look exactly like semi-nutso self-help author, Martha Beck. 

Martha co-wrote a book with her husband called Breaking Compulsive Behaviour which included tips on how to eradicate the compulsive hobby of being gay. Funnily enough, a few years later, both Martha and her husband came out of the closet and are now as "compulsive" as Christmas. 

I Kissed a Twin and I...

wait for it... liked it! I also sucked some vampire's blood and liked that too. Or at least, Lizzy Caplan, who plays Jason Stackhouse's pyschopath GF on True Blood liked it. She also likes being twins with Katy Perry. And I mean more so than Zooey Deschanel.

Walk This Womanly Way

I know Steven Tyler recently fell of a stage and is taking painkillers, but is he also taking estrogen pills? Dude looks like Vogue editor, Anna Wintour.

Kids in the Space

Roberta Bondar was the first Canadian woman in space. She's also the first Canadian woman to look exactly like Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall, News Radio).

And another shot of the happy look-a-like couple. She in her astronaut costume, he in his middle-aged lesbian costume...

Kathy's Clown

I am OBSESSED with Kathy Baker. Not Ali Larter Obsessed, but obsessed nonetheless. It all started in 1993 with a back-to-back viewing of two movies which accidentally starred both Kathy Baker and Uma Thurman (what are the odds?!). So you can imagine my glee when I spotted this gem of a photo starring MJ, Tatum O'Neal and a woman in clown-face who bears a striking resemblance to the fabulous Kathy Baker.

An interesting footnote to this story is that Tatum O'Neal and Michael Jackson once shared an innocent teen kiss. Fast forward some 30 odd years to Tatum's faux-step-mom Farrah and MJ dying on the same day!! Watch out Kathy Baker Clown look-a-like,  you're either about to die or get your very own Vanity Fair cover.

The Many Faces of Catherine Keener

There's something about Catherine Keener's face that makes me think she's a cold woman. There is also something about Catherine Keener's face that makes her twinsies with a lot of famous people.

CK as Mary Steenburgen: Mar-Steen didn't always look like this, so it's safe to say she wasn't born twins with CK. But now she's all fancy and married to Ted Danson and looks a lot like Catherine Keener. 

CK as Tatum O'Neal: Poor Tatum O'Neal never stood a chance with a father like Ryan O'Neal (a man who accidentally hit on her at her ex-step-mother Farrah Fawcett's funeral and who had sex with her best friend, Melanie Griffith, when Tatum was twelve). Two things she does have going for her is that tiny tuxedo she wore to the 1974 Oscars and that she's twins with Catherine Keener. 

CK as Bob Dylan: When I saw this picture, I was blown away by Dylan's Catherine Keener-esque-ness. Sadly for Bob Dylan, he also happens to be twins with mentally deranged hobos who roam the streets of New Jersey and get pulled over by the cops. Hmmm, wrongfully detained by the New Jersey police, you say? Sounds a lot like "payback" for that Hurricane song of his. 

Making Mountains out of Mole Hills

FINALLY! The Heidi Montag playboy pics have hit the internet! And they're pretty damn boring. There's really no difference between the Playboy spread and one you'd find in Maxim. In fact, the only thing spectacular about the pics is that the photoshop artist is clearly a huge fan of Christina Aguilera and a huge hater of necks.

And yes, that's a cross around Heidi's neck - 'cause she's a Christian y'all! In the reality TV star's own words: "I honestly believe God didn't invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them." Some "Christian". Doesn't she know that God invented shame? Also, what is up with her freakish hand? 

C.O.P.S. - Bad Guy/Good Guy

All right - so I was supposed to do a slew of good guys from C.O.P.S. but I ran out of look-a-likes (suggestions welcome). So here's a bad guy and a good guy. 

Buttons Mc Boom Boom: I'm sorry - have you ever heard of a better name than Buttons Mc Boom-Boom? Why isn't that my name? A prohibition era moniker is fantastic and Martin Landau (who is about 113 years old) is definitely familiar with the concept of speakeasies (speakeasys?).

Sun-Down: "Down" being the operative word here. Yup. Sundown is twinsies with Freddie Mercury. Deal with it. 

Mad Women

This pretty young thing, who played Don Draper's jet-set seductress on the Mad Men ep suitably entitled "The Jet Set", may not have a super long career. And not because she isn't talented - she is - especially when she swims topless with Jon Hamm! Unfortunately (or fortunately if you're Balthazar Getty) she's twinsies with Sienna Miller (on the right). 

Little People, Big Daddy

Richard Gere's had a bumpy career but I think portraying Little Person dad, Matt Roloff, could be the biggest role of his life. 

And if this re-cast wet your whistle - then check out who'll be playing mom Amy and son Zach. 

Mummy Issues

This week, the masses flocked to the Field Museum in Chicago to gawk at the uncanny resemblance between this Pharaoh and Michael Jackson. Shockingly, the statue has been in the museum since 1899 but it wasn't until last week that the face connection was made. When asked why he hadn't noticed the twinship sooner, the museum curator said: "I was never a follower of Michael Jackson, so no, I had never even thought about it." Say what?! Is the curator blind? I was never a huge follower of Gorbachev but I know his birthmark looks like the profile of a fallen angel puking blood!  

And as per usual, Fox News thinks the US is the centre of the world and ran this caption: "Pharaoh Statue Looks Like Michael Jackson". When really, considering the statue was made in 1500 B.C. and MJ was made in 1958 A.D. - shouldn't the caption read: "Micheal Jackson Looks Like Pharaoh Statue"?

Man in the Rear-View Mirror

Below is an image that appeared on the hood of some chap's car in England. Yes, it looks very much like Michael Jackson with Angel's wings, but...

If you draw a line done the middle, it actually looks more like an alien couple in the middle of a lover's spat who are refusing to face each other.  

Alien #1: "Bleep! Blop! Blurp!!"

Alien #2: "For the last time! We were on a break!!" 

Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti

Foul-mouthed chef Gordon Ramsay's brother, Ronnie, is a homeless heroin addict. He is also twins with Anthony Heald, the smug psychiatrist who Hannibal Lecter eats for dinner in  Silence of the Lambs. 

NOW a Big Fat Liar!

Forget the Face Detective, this is a crime for the Body Detective. We'll call it: The Case of the Missing '1' Before the '6'. Below is a pic of Sherri Shepard from The View. She lost a whole bunch of weight and looks better than before (as fat people often do, doy). Now direct your attention to the claim that she is "Now a Size 6!"!!!!!!!

Bitch, please! You are many things (first and foremost a dummy who "doesn't know" if the earth is round) but you are not a size 6. Did I mention Sherri's a creationist? I can't wait for the museum in Kentucky she'll erect to celebrate other non-truths about herself: "Sherri Shepard - NOW a White Man!"

Baywatch... more like Baybotch!

Remember Jeremy Jackson? David Hasselhoff's irritating tween son, Hobie, on Baywatch 2.0? Well, he hit a bit of a rough patch with the plastic surgery and the drugs (this pic is truly terrifying - note the eye blood*). Let's take a look at his job prospects pre and post nose-job/meth-job.

Pre-Surgery Jeremy Jackson: Could've very easily pursued a career imitating Frankie Avalon (Teen Angel from Grease).

Post-Surgery Jeremy Jackson: Could very easily pursue a career imitating Jesse Spano from Saved By the Bell's scary looking husband, Greg.

*Please also note Jeremy is only 28 years old!!!!!!

Jude Law has a "Type"

In case you haven't heard, Jude Law's expecting a baby with a total stranger. On the left is ex-wife and baby factory #1, Sadie Frost. On the right is ex-one-night-stand and baby factory #2, Samantha Burke.

The Many Faces of Ron Perlman

Whenever Hollywood needs a weird looking dude, they usually knock on Ron Perlman's door. And because his roles are so diverse, RP has had many a face twin.

Ron Perlman in normal life: Looks a lot like Will Ferrell. Sorry Will Ferrell.

Ron Perlman in Beauty & the Beast: Looks a lot like socialite and plastic surgery enthusiast, Jocelyn Wildenstein. Pssst, J-Wild, if you wanted Linda Hamilton to kiss you, you coulda just started lurking around NYC sewers.

Ron Perlman in Hell Boy: Twins with Harry from Harry and the Hendersons (the movie, not the TV show - because that sucked).

Ron Perlman in Blade II: When he's not being bad-ass enemies with Wesley Snipes, RP spends his time looking a lot like Kevin Dillon.

Slithery von Slytherin

I couldn't put my finger on why I found Draco Malfoy so slithery (other than being a Slytherin prefect, obv) until I watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I realized Draco is twinsies with Canada's very own tanorexic pure-blood, Ben Mulroney.