Statuesque Twins

Tonight's the Academy Awards! So instead of waiting six hours for the magic to start, let's unfold a little twin magic right now. On the left is the actor Peter Greene who always plays scum-of-the-earth drug lords. On the right is Academy Award nominated actor, Ralf Fiennes, who plays scum-of-the-earth Harry Potter arch-enemy, Lord Voldem**rt.

Slithery von Slytherin

I couldn't put my finger on why I found Draco Malfoy so slithery (other than being a Slytherin prefect, obv) until I watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I realized Draco is twinsies with Canada's very own tanorexic pure-blood, Ben Mulroney.

Sports Schmortz

I'm no good at sports-related posts because I don't watch sports. So when I was forwarded this MSNBC celeb/athlete look-a-like link, I was filled with ire happy to browse through it. Some are bang on (Cal Ripken Jr. & Steve Wilcos), some are waaaay off (Daniela Pestova & Anna Kournikova) and some could use a little help. So here are my alterna-faces.

MSNBC said: Khalil Green looks like Owen Wilson.

Face Detective said: A baseball cap does not a twin make! Khalil looks like moody actor, Ben Foster.

MSNBC said: Tony Kukoc looks like Hugh Jackman.

Face Detective said: Have you gone cuckoo for Kucok, MSNBC? He looks like former Prison Break star turned manslaughterer, Lane Garrison.

MSNBC said: Shaun White (skateboarder on the right) looks like Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley).

Face Detective said: How dare ye besmirch the good name of my favourite Harry Potter character, MSNBC! Shaun is so obviously twins with pre-face-surgery Carrot Top.

Sartorial Sistah's in Arms... and Faces!

Here are some more kooky-fashioned folk from The Sartorialist and their celebrity twins: 

Mary Potter:  Ooooh, when Voldemort finds out Harry's got a sister, there is going to be truh-uh-bull!

Smallmouth Bass:  Introducing... Chuck Bass' kid sister, Chuckista Bass (don't believe me? Just check out her bow-tie!). Get ready for round two of the Battle for Bass Industries! Winner takes ascot!

Fan Drawing: Fire Starter Walk With Me

If you've never searched "Fan Drawings" on the internet, now's a good time to start - they are hilarious and always, always, always way off base. Most of the time they end up looking nothing like the star and more like the deranged baby of two other celebrities. So... Ever wonder what would happen if Firestarter Drew Barrymore and scary Bob from Twin Peaks had a baby? 

Behold! A fan drawing of Emma Watson as Hermione!

Re-Cast: The Sopranos - Part I

There'll probably never be a Sopranos movie, but if David Chase thinks his artistic integrity is gonna prevent the Face Detective from doing a re-cast, he is DEAD WRONG! 

Meadow Soprano:  Jamie-Lynn Sigler is probably too busy smooching Turtle from Entourage to shoot a movie, so hopefully the hero dude (yup, dude looks like a tween girl) from The NeverEnding Story will step-up. 

Carmela Soprano: I'm sorry - Edie Falco looks like Rod Stewart. Deal with it. 

A.J. Soprano: Robert Iler is by far my fave Soprano and so it's only right that my fave boy wizard will play AJ on the big screen. That is, if  Professor "rules are rules" McGonagall will let him take a sabbatical from Hogwarts.