Maul & Oates

This Face Find comes from a first time commenter, long time reader... who am I kidding? No one reads this intentionally! Anyway, Daryl Hall kinda looks like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast (only one of the best shows EVER!). I can't remember if Linda Hamilton always lived in the sewers with the rest of the deformed folk or if she sometimes fought crime upstairs and only took refuge downstairs when she was in danger of rape? At any rate, the show lasted for three seasons. THREE SEASONS?!!! Come on! How much will-they/won't-they beastial tension can one show have?! Yeah, yeah, I know, Sam & Diane, blah, blah, blah.

Interesting tidbit: Ten years after the show aired, Linda Hamilton married an actual, real-life beast. You may know him as the director of Avatar, James Cameron... zing!

The Many Faces of Ron Perlman

Whenever Hollywood needs a weird looking dude, they usually knock on Ron Perlman's door. And because his roles are so diverse, RP has had many a face twin.

Ron Perlman in normal life: Looks a lot like Will Ferrell. Sorry Will Ferrell.

Ron Perlman in Beauty & the Beast: Looks a lot like socialite and plastic surgery enthusiast, Jocelyn Wildenstein. Pssst, J-Wild, if you wanted Linda Hamilton to kiss you, you coulda just started lurking around NYC sewers.

Ron Perlman in Hell Boy: Twins with Harry from Harry and the Hendersons (the movie, not the TV show - because that sucked).

Ron Perlman in Blade II: When he's not being bad-ass enemies with Wesley Snipes, RP spends his time looking a lot like Kevin Dillon.

Little People, Big Casting Opps

I've got good news and bad news for Linda Hamilton. The good news is she's a shoe-in to play Amy Roloff if they ever make a Little People, Big World movie. The bad news is - it's unlikely Hollywood will hire an average sized person to play a little person (unless the rest of the cast is played by giants). 

In a related matter, good news Amy Roloff! If they ever make a little person version of Terminator...