There's something about Catherine Keener's face that makes me think she's a cold woman. There is also something about Catherine Keener's face that makes her twinsies with a lot of famous people.
CK as Mary Steenburgen: Mar-Steen didn't always look like this, so it's safe to say she wasn't born twins with CK. But now she's all fancy and married to Ted Danson and looks a lot like Catherine Keener.
CK as Tatum O'Neal: Poor Tatum O'Neal never stood a chance with a father like Ryan O'Neal (a man who accidentally hit on her at her ex-step-mother Farrah Fawcett's funeral and who had sex with her best friend, Melanie Griffith, when Tatum was twelve). Two things she does have going for her is that tiny tuxedo she wore to the 1974 Oscars and that she's twins with Catherine Keener. 
CK as Bob Dylan: When I saw this picture, I was blown away by Dylan's Catherine Keener-esque-ness. Sadly for Bob Dylan, he also happens to be twins with mentally deranged hobos who roam the streets of New Jersey and get pulled over by the cops. Hmmm, wrongfully detained by the New Jersey police, you say? Sounds a lot like "payback" for that Hurricane song of his. 
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