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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Making Mountains out of Mole Hills

FINALLY! The Heidi Montag playboy pics have hit the internet! And they're pretty damn boring. There's really no difference between the Playboy spread and one you'd find in Maxim. In fact, the only thing spectacular about the pics is that the photoshop artist is clearly a huge fan of Christina Aguilera and a huge hater of necks.

And yes, that's a cross around Heidi's neck - 'cause she's a Christian y'all! In the reality TV star's own words: "I honestly believe God didn't invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them." Some "Christian". Doesn't she know that God invented shame? Also, what is up with her freakish hand? 

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