Kathy's Clown

I am OBSESSED with Kathy Baker. Not Ali Larter Obsessed, but obsessed nonetheless. It all started in 1993 with a back-to-back viewing of two movies which accidentally starred both Kathy Baker and Uma Thurman (what are the odds?!). So you can imagine my glee when I spotted this gem of a photo starring MJ, Tatum O'Neal and a woman in clown-face who bears a striking resemblance to the fabulous Kathy Baker.

An interesting footnote to this story is that Tatum O'Neal and Michael Jackson once shared an innocent teen kiss. Fast forward some 30 odd years to Tatum's faux-step-mom Farrah and MJ dying on the same day!! Watch out Kathy Baker Clown look-a-like,  you're either about to die or get your very own Vanity Fair cover.

The Many Faces of Catherine Keener

There's something about Catherine Keener's face that makes me think she's a cold woman. There is also something about Catherine Keener's face that makes her twinsies with a lot of famous people.

CK as Mary Steenburgen: Mar-Steen didn't always look like this, so it's safe to say she wasn't born twins with CK. But now she's all fancy and married to Ted Danson and looks a lot like Catherine Keener. 

CK as Tatum O'Neal: Poor Tatum O'Neal never stood a chance with a father like Ryan O'Neal (a man who accidentally hit on her at her ex-step-mother Farrah Fawcett's funeral and who had sex with her best friend, Melanie Griffith, when Tatum was twelve). Two things she does have going for her is that tiny tuxedo she wore to the 1974 Oscars and that she's twins with Catherine Keener. 

CK as Bob Dylan: When I saw this picture, I was blown away by Dylan's Catherine Keener-esque-ness. Sadly for Bob Dylan, he also happens to be twins with mentally deranged hobos who roam the streets of New Jersey and get pulled over by the cops. Hmmm, wrongfully detained by the New Jersey police, you say? Sounds a lot like "payback" for that Hurricane song of his.