Gleelicious

Abby Elliott is comedian Chris Elliot's daughter. She's also one funny gal who does an amazing impression of Angelina on SNL. And way too pretty to be related to Chris Elliot. The woman on the right's name is Jayma Mays. She plays the germaphobic guidance counselor on Glee. These two ladies also play twins in real life because they are twins. In real life. 

Miss Ethel Muggs, If You're Nasty!

This post has less to do with look-a-likes and more to do with my outrage over the Archie clan giving the gang a new makeover. On the left is what Big Ethel originally looked like and on the right is how she appears now. Not a buck tooth in sight! WTF! Does everyone have to be good looking now? It's not enough that our tennis players and American murderers abroad are super hot? What has the world come to where Big Ethel is pretty?! 

Jesus! It's like the new Ethel doesn't have siblings for parents or something. And check out her cool, alternative earrings! Jughead would be a fool to resist the advances of this stone cold fox (which ruins one of the most hilarious premises of the whole comic - Big Ethel as date rapist using a plate of mini-burgers in lieu of roofies). 

Not-so-Smooth Criminal

Criminal minds is the very definition of a guilty pleasure. The show is absolutely ridiculous and features a cast of colossal dumb-dumbs ("Oh, you forgot what a serial killer is, FBI Agent? Let me remind you..."). Anyhow, Dr. Spencer Reid (who is stone cold fox in real life - check out his Pitt-jaw here) really reminds me of Calista Flockhart dressed up for Halloween as a mad scientist. 

The characters on Criminal Minds are laughable because they are so one dimensional. You have the guy in the suit, ("I wear a suit therefore I am serious and stern"), the wacky computer gal ("I'm unattractive and therefore relegated to the role of horny tech woman who hits on everyone but is harmless because who would make out with me? I'm ugly!"), the blond ("I'm pretty and put myself in dangerous situations so one of the men can save me"), the brunette ("I'm obviously a lesbian because I have brown hair!") and the super genius ("I'm smart and therefore unable to compute pop-culture references - who is this Michael Jackson anyway?"). Those were my brother's jokes. 

The Sartorialist: Batman, Baby!

Ever wonder what Heath Ledger and Mickey Dolenz's baby would look like?  

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Well stop wondering! 'Cause it'd look like this guy from the Sartorialist!