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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Mummy Issues

This week, the masses flocked to the Field Museum in Chicago to gawk at the uncanny resemblance between this Pharaoh and Michael Jackson. Shockingly, the statue has been in the museum since 1899 but it wasn't until last week that the face connection was made. When asked why he hadn't noticed the twinship sooner, the museum curator said: "I was never a follower of Michael Jackson, so no, I had never even thought about it." Say what?! Is the curator blind? I was never a huge follower of Gorbachev but I know his birthmark looks like the profile of a fallen angel puking blood!  

And as per usual, Fox News thinks the US is the centre of the world and ran this caption: "Pharaoh Statue Looks Like Michael Jackson". When really, considering the statue was made in 1500 B.C. and MJ was made in 1958 A.D. - shouldn't the caption read: "Micheal Jackson Looks Like Pharaoh Statue"?

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