It's a Bird, it's a Plane, it's Bruce Jenner's New Face!

First things first. Sorry Christopher Reeve for likening your post-accident face to Bruce Jenner's post-plastic face. One was the result of a a cruel twist of fate and one was shockingly deliberate.

Bruce Jenner first popped up on my radar in 1985 when he guest-starred on Silver Spoons. It was one of those very special episodes where Jenner outed himself as a dyslexic or something. Then in 1988, we met again, this time on my friend's Olympic-centric computer game (Bruce was the decathlete of champions). Since then, I am more familiar with his douchey-but-hot son, Brody, who regularly appears on The Hills.

Losties of a Lesser God

It's getting down to the wire. Next Sunday it all ends. And by "all", I mean "happiness". All my happiness ends when Lost is over. So to celebrate the remaining 5 days of glee, here's a Lostie look-a-like. That power-nerd Zoe and her deaf counterpart, Marlee Matlin. Notice the dark versus light thing they got going on. I'm just sayin'... thee-eeeme!

Hopefully we'll get to see more of Zoe and Whitmore's merry band of mercenaries tonight. And unlike the rest of the nerdosphere, I highly enjoyed the Mother-MIB-Jacob episode, "Across the Sea". Now I'm not exactly saying it's because I have a future crush on the young MIB but I kinda am. What?! He's fifteen! Or "future-twenty", as I like to call him.

The Many Faces of Elena Kagan

Alright, so hopefully there's a new lady judge about to be appointed to the Supreme Court. And while it's obviously not a beauty pageant, I must say that Elena Kagan certainly has a few unflattering face twins. Lets start with her twinship with...

Unlovable goofball, Kevin James. I can't tell you how much this man's face irritates me. The situation is certainly exacerbated by the fact he was married to a smart, hot lady on his terrible sitcom, King of Queens.

And for her second twin... introducing... the mum from Life Goes On!!!!

The Parent Trap

Question: Have you ever seen Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken in the same room together?

Answer: No!

Explanation: Because they are the same person! No wonder Lindsay's so troubled. Not only does she have to pretend to be a faux-lesbo, she also has to masquerade as a gay man pretending to be straight! This Victor/Victoria charade would send even the sanest person into a mountain of cocaine. Who else smells The Parent Trap 2?

Hall & Smokes

So, you're probably thinking: What, is this Hall & Oates week on Face Detective or something?! Well, it is. And John Oates looks a helluva lot like Smokey Robinson. He also looks like a smug, child molestor - but that's a different blog.

Pssst, a great Smokey Robinson and the Miracles song is Mickey's Monkey.