Christofurrrrrrrrrrrr

If you ever wanted to date Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos but were turned off by his heroine-injecting, girlfriend-murdering, hot headed ways, may I suggest a quick trip to Employees Only in Manhattan to meet Pakistani Michael Imperlioli. He is smart, charming and more than willing to pose as his Italian alter ego.*

*This guy was one of the best FD models ever! He literally ran the entire emotional gamut for me with Christofurrr poses. Bless him.

Drove Downtown in the Rain

My friend Michel and Brian Wilson (pre-agoraphobia) are twinsies. And while Michel may not be a musical genius (yet), he definitely owned a music room in university where manys a Bob Seger shakedown occurred. Also, the Barenaked Ladies didn't write a song about Michel and that's gotta be worth something on the cool-o-meter... 

*He also doesn't eat records, as far as I know. 

Not-so-Gentle Ben

On the left is my awesome friend Ben. On the right is the actor Eric Balfour. These two share the same bone structure and lanky frame and that's about it. Here are their main differences...

(1) Eric can shoot Chach juice out of his tiny soul patch. Ben's partial beard has no known powers.

(2) Eric is really good at playing drug addicted toe-lovers (Six Feet Under) and fiance-beaters (The O.C.). Ben has no fiance. 

(3) Eric will definitely play Waluigi (Luigi's evil counterpart) in the next live action Super Mario Bros. movie.  Ben can't act. 

An Officer and a Skeleton

Above is my friend Gabe, a handsome devil who just happens to be the fraternal face twin of...

...a young (and impressively buff) Richard Gere. Sadly, Gabe refused to remove his shirt for the photo shoot. He also refused to hold a small skeleton. Some people.