Man in the Sonogram

Continuing the trend of seeing Michael Jackson's image everywhere, an 18-year-old British woman was shocked to see MJ's likeness in her baby's sonogram. Really? Shocked?! I think we all know he liked 'em young. So is sneaking into someone's uterus really that much of a stretch?

What I find most shocking is that she thinks it looks like Michael Jackson, when it clearly resembles Ronald McDonald (another known child-appreciator) or... 

... Pennywise, the clown from It  (yup, he's also a child-lurer). 

Is there a trend here? Nah. 

Kathy's Clown

I am OBSESSED with Kathy Baker. Not Ali Larter Obsessed, but obsessed nonetheless. It all started in 1993 with a back-to-back viewing of two movies which accidentally starred both Kathy Baker and Uma Thurman (what are the odds?!). So you can imagine my glee when I spotted this gem of a photo starring MJ, Tatum O'Neal and a woman in clown-face who bears a striking resemblance to the fabulous Kathy Baker.

An interesting footnote to this story is that Tatum O'Neal and Michael Jackson once shared an innocent teen kiss. Fast forward some 30 odd years to Tatum's faux-step-mom Farrah and MJ dying on the same day!! Watch out Kathy Baker Clown look-a-like,  you're either about to die or get your very own Vanity Fair cover.

Mummy Issues

This week, the masses flocked to the Field Museum in Chicago to gawk at the uncanny resemblance between this Pharaoh and Michael Jackson. Shockingly, the statue has been in the museum since 1899 but it wasn't until last week that the face connection was made. When asked why he hadn't noticed the twinship sooner, the museum curator said: "I was never a follower of Michael Jackson, so no, I had never even thought about it." Say what?! Is the curator blind? I was never a huge follower of Gorbachev but I know his birthmark looks like the profile of a fallen angel puking blood!  

And as per usual, Fox News thinks the US is the centre of the world and ran this caption: "Pharaoh Statue Looks Like Michael Jackson". When really, considering the statue was made in 1500 B.C. and MJ was made in 1958 A.D. - shouldn't the caption read: "Micheal Jackson Looks Like Pharaoh Statue"?

Man in the Rear-View Mirror

Below is an image that appeared on the hood of some chap's car in England. Yes, it looks very much like Michael Jackson with Angel's wings, but...

If you draw a line done the middle, it actually looks more like an alien couple in the middle of a lover's spat who are refusing to face each other.  

Alien #1: "Bleep! Blop! Blurp!!"

Alien #2: "For the last time! We were on a break!!"