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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Lost in Pastorization

Ever wonder what would happen if Matthew Fox and Noah Wyle had a baby?

They'd get crazy Pastor Steve who prays for the death of President Obama. Really Steve? Because your goofy face suggests you're praying for someone to silly string the White House or put plastic wrap over Barack's toilet seat. But kill him? Nah. Not with those "okay, fine, it was me who just farted" eyes. 
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Here's a quote from Pastor Steve: "When I go to bed tonight, that's what I'm going to pray. And you say, 'Are you just saying that?' No. When I go to bed tonight, Steven L. Anderson is going to pray for Barack Obama to die and go to hell." I'm glad he included his middle initial in case God accidentally answered Steven P. Anderson's prayers and made it rain candy.

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