Little People, Big Daddy

Richard Gere's had a bumpy career but I think portraying Little Person dad, Matt Roloff, could be the biggest role of his life. 

And if this re-cast wet your whistle - then check out who'll be playing mom Amy and son Zach. 

Little People with Mouse Faces Unite!

Remember The Littles? A cartoon about half-mouse/half-human Little People that made elevators out of old milk cartons? Naturally, I was a gigantic (ha!) fan and if they ever do a live-action remake, here are my casting pics...

(1) The perky matriarch of the family, Helen Little, will be played by every-mom and professional perkster, Sandy "Glass Eye" Duncan. 

(2) The role of Papa Little will be awarded to one half of the smooth-crooning duo Hall & Oates, John Oates. 

(3) And the role of cantankerous Grandpa Little goes to... Ron Howard's weird looking brother, Clint!* 

(*Clint actually looks more like "Grandpa Little" in the movie, Far and Away, but there are zero stills of him playing the lecherous AND cantankerous foreman of the chicken factory where Nicole Kidman works). 

Little People, Big Casting Opps

I've got good news and bad news for Linda Hamilton. The good news is she's a shoe-in to play Amy Roloff if they ever make a Little People, Big World movie. The bad news is - it's unlikely Hollywood will hire an average sized person to play a little person (unless the rest of the cast is played by giants). 

In a related matter, good news Amy Roloff! If they ever make a little person version of Terminator...

Little People, Big Office

According to the internet,  BJ Novak from The Office and Zach Roloff from Little People, Big World are not related. But I found two pictures that say: "In your face, Internet".  

Zach (above) actually has a fraternal twin brother, Jeremy (below) but he just doesn't hold a candle to BJ's uncanny resemblance. 

So even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary (including the fact BJ is a whopping 11 years older than the twins), I'm  gonna have to go ahead and cry "switched at birth".