Brady Bunch

My adorable nephew is twins with Tom Brady's kid, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Hopefully he'll be just as good at playing football and marrying supermodels as Tom Brady.

Adam Brodymance

There was a time when I was completely and utterly in love with Seth Cohen. So much so that even the theme song to the O.C. put me in a depression because I was old enough (read: "too old") to realize that I was never going to date this fictional character. Although I did see his real life counterpart, Adam Brody, at a film fest party last year. We locked eyes and then he quickly looked away. To me, his eyes said: "Holy crap, you look so much like my ex-GF Summer, I must look away lest I cry into my fedora." To Adam, his eyes said: "Oh shit, that girl's got crazy rabid fan eyes, I better look away before she begs me to sign her boobs." Anyhow, I stumbled across a picture of Paul Iacono and I'll be damned if he doesn't look exactly like a gay Seth Cohen* (well, gayer).

*With a dash of Samantha Ronson.

I don't think we're alone now!

Ginger Twins Unite! Last week I read that 80s girl singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are starring in a horror movie about a gigantic snake (and no, the snake isn't played by New KidDonnie Wahlberg). Anyway, I was struck by how much Tiffany looks like Luke (Nolan Gould) from Modern Family. BTW - Tiffany does NOT look like this anymore. Now she looks like this!

Check out Tiffany's majorly enhanced bosom, less enhanced nose and all the unnecessary hosiery she's wearing. She's like an Elvira/Stripper Christmas tree with all that fishnet tinsel.