Christofurrrrrrrrrrrr

If you ever wanted to date Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos but were turned off by his heroine-injecting, girlfriend-murdering, hot headed ways, may I suggest a quick trip to Employees Only in Manhattan to meet Pakistani Michael Imperlioli. He is smart, charming and more than willing to pose as his Italian alter ego.*

*This guy was one of the best FD models ever! He literally ran the entire emotional gamut for me with Christofurrr poses. Bless him.

Re-Cast: The Sopranos - Take 2

Here are some more Sopranoriffic re-casts... 

Richie Aprile: Remember Richie? The psychopath who liked to hit people with cars and makeout with Janice while pointing a gun at her head (which I really can't blame him for)?Anyhoo, Richie also looks a whole lot like Schneider the Handyman from One Day at a Time. 

Big Pussy Bonpensiero: Big Pussy and Big Boss from the 80s cartoon C.O.P.S. are twins. Also, Big Boss is strangling a cat in this picture which is kinda timely...

Janice Soprano: Oh Janice, you and your terrible taste in men have so much in common with Hurley and his fatso dumb-dumb-ness. 

Here's a Story, of an Ugly Mouse Face...

As I mentioned in an earlier post, a person with a "Mouse Face" has the most dreaded face of all. Miss Bianca from The Rescuers is of course the original "Mouse Face" because she's an actual mouse. As for the rest of the bunch - I'd like to know what's their excuse ...

(A) Katrina "Mouse Droppings" Campins from the original Apprenctice.  

(B) Elizabeth "Pass the Cheese" Hasselbeck from The View.

(C)  Vicki "Who me? I'm just an old lady with a Mouse Face" Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County  

(D) Chrisstaffurrr "I actually have more of a Rat Face" Moltisanti from The Sopranos.  

The Venga Wise Guys Are Coming!

Sometimes it's really hard to watch The Sopranos. And not because of the excessive violence. Except maybe that time Ralphie stomped his pregnant stripper girlfriend to death (psst Joe Pantoliano - when you gonna play a good guy who doesn't wear funny hats?).  Anyhow - it's hard to watch because every time I see Corrado Soprano, all I hear is:  "The Vengabus is coming, And everybody's jumping, New York to San Franciso, An inner city disco..." And there can only be one reason for that... 

Because he's twinsies with the terrifying dancing old dude from the Six Flags Darien Lake commercials. 

Who is also twinsies with...  

Mr. Turtle - the mascot for Nestle's Turtle Chocolates (and Mr. Peanut's fancier cousin).