Re-Cast: The Sopranos - Take 2

Here are some more Sopranoriffic re-casts... 

Richie Aprile: Remember Richie? The psychopath who liked to hit people with cars and makeout with Janice while pointing a gun at her head (which I really can't blame him for)?Anyhoo, Richie also looks a whole lot like Schneider the Handyman from One Day at a Time. 

Big Pussy Bonpensiero: Big Pussy and Big Boss from the 80s cartoon C.O.P.S. are twins. Also, Big Boss is strangling a cat in this picture which is kinda timely...

Janice Soprano: Oh Janice, you and your terrible taste in men have so much in common with Hurley and his fatso dumb-dumb-ness. 

Where in the world is Baitullah Mehsud?

Everyone's wondering whether Baitullah Mehsud (leader of the Pakistan Taliban) is dead or alive. 

But I'm pretty sure he's stuck on the Lost island using the alias "Hurley" and making waffles for the Dharma Initiative.