The Spin Ma'Sheen

This weekend witnessed the tragic loss of an excellent blogger named Dave Weigel. He wrote about conservative politics for the Washington Post and, according to many reporters, did a bang up job of covering the movement objectively. Anyhow, he posted a remark re: encouraging Matt Drudge to set himself on fire and the rest is history. Sadly Drudge did not take this advice (he could have at least set fire to his stupid hat! On a side note - never trust a man who uses a hat as his calling card. Except for Magnum P.I. Always trust him.). Even sadlier, Weigel resigned. But enough about politics and more about the fact that Dave Weigel looks like Charlie Sheen and Matthew Broderick's love child. I mean, really, it's uncanny!

Whoomp! There it is...

Louder! Full disclosure, WTIS is one of my fave 90s songs and I often listen to it on repeat while working. Last week someone made the connection between the cell-phone wielding extra in the WTIS video and President Obama. I'm willing to take it one step further and say that James Carville (the Ragin' Cajun) also looks suspiciously like the extra. Is this a liberal conspiracy, or what?

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

Whoever thinks Muammar al-Gaddafi and Colin Firth have nothing in common must be blind (perhaps even blinded by the tyrannical ruler himself). The leader of Libya and the leading man share the same roguish hair-do and squinty eyes. And just like Firth, Gaddafi can speak for the entire length of a feature film (as proven by his hour and thirty six minute speech to the UN General Assembly). 

Where in the world is Baitullah Mehsud?

Everyone's wondering whether Baitullah Mehsud (leader of the Pakistan Taliban) is dead or alive. 

But I'm pretty sure he's stuck on the Lost island using the alias "Hurley" and making waffles for the Dharma Initiative.  

Th-th-th-th-that's all Canada

Poor John Tory. A failed mayoral campaign, a failed bid to be premier. The guy couldn't even win a seat in Haliburton. But take heart JT, the Face Detectives have stumbled across one contest you just can't lose: man who looks most like...

...Porky Pig. Congrats Mr. Tory. You've got our vote!