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Friday, April 24, 2009

Not-so-Gentle Ben

On the left is my awesome friend Ben. On the right is the actor Eric Balfour. These two share the same bone structure and lanky frame and that's about it. Here are their main differences...

(1) Eric can shoot Chach juice out of his tiny soul patch. Ben's partial beard has no known powers.
(2) Eric is really good at playing drug addicted toe-lovers (Six Feet Under) and fiance-beaters (The O.C.). Ben has no fiance. 
(3) Eric will definitely play Waluigi (Luigi's evil counterpart) in the next live action Super Mario Bros. movie.  Ben can't act. 


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