Hall & Smokes

So, you're probably thinking: What, is this Hall & Oates week on Face Detective or something?! Well, it is. And John Oates looks a helluva lot like Smokey Robinson. He also looks like a smug, child molestor - but that's a different blog.

Pssst, a great Smokey Robinson and the Miracles song is Mickey's Monkey.

Maul & Oates

This Face Find comes from a first time commenter, long time reader... who am I kidding? No one reads this intentionally! Anyway, Daryl Hall kinda looks like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast (only one of the best shows EVER!). I can't remember if Linda Hamilton always lived in the sewers with the rest of the deformed folk or if she sometimes fought crime upstairs and only took refuge downstairs when she was in danger of rape? At any rate, the show lasted for three seasons. THREE SEASONS?!!! Come on! How much will-they/won't-they beastial tension can one show have?! Yeah, yeah, I know, Sam & Diane, blah, blah, blah.

Interesting tidbit: Ten years after the show aired, Linda Hamilton married an actual, real-life beast. You may know him as the director of Avatar, James Cameron... zing!