It's a Bird, it's a Plane, it's Bruce Jenner's New Face!

First things first. Sorry Christopher Reeve for likening your post-accident face to Bruce Jenner's post-plastic face. One was the result of a a cruel twist of fate and one was shockingly deliberate.

Bruce Jenner first popped up on my radar in 1985 when he guest-starred on Silver Spoons. It was one of those very special episodes where Jenner outed himself as a dyslexic or something. Then in 1988, we met again, this time on my friend's Olympic-centric computer game (Bruce was the decathlete of champions). Since then, I am more familiar with his douchey-but-hot son, Brody, who regularly appears on The Hills.