The Parent Trap

Question: Have you ever seen Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken in the same room together?

Answer: No!

Explanation: Because they are the same person! No wonder Lindsay's so troubled. Not only does she have to pretend to be a faux-lesbo, she also has to masquerade as a gay man pretending to be straight! This Victor/Victoria charade would send even the sanest person into a mountain of cocaine. Who else smells The Parent Trap 2?

It's Time to Play the Music, It's Time to Get Absurdly Huge Lips...

What the ding dong is going on with Lindsay Lohan's mouth? She looks absolutely ridiculous.

Lots of people think Janice from The Muppet Show looks like Donatella Versace, but I prefer LL's likeness.

 

Update: Whoa! Alert the MacKenzie Phillip's Society! Lindsay's dad just gave an interview to Radar which sounds extremely creepola: "When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way - in a bad way." Ew! I certainly got chills and yes, they're multiplying and I'm loooooooosing control. No, not really. Yes to the chills, no to the losing control.