Fleetwood Gorg!

The Fleetwood Mac concert in March was awesome. The only part that was a little scary (besides the embarrassing middle-aged-chair-dancing I was doing) was Mick Fleetwood's crazy eyes. He insists on doing them as he drums - which is frightening but also amazing because it makes him twins with "Junior" from Fraggle Rock. 

BTW, in my fully educated opinion, Fleetwood Mac's best song is "I Know I'm Not Wrong" off Tusk. 

It's Time to Play the Music, It's Time to Get Absurdly Huge Lips...

What the ding dong is going on with Lindsay Lohan's mouth? She looks absolutely ridiculous.

Lots of people think Janice from The Muppet Show looks like Donatella Versace, but I prefer LL's likeness.

 

Update: Whoa! Alert the MacKenzie Phillip's Society! Lindsay's dad just gave an interview to Radar which sounds extremely creepola: "When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way - in a bad way." Ew! I certainly got chills and yes, they're multiplying and I'm loooooooosing control. No, not really. Yes to the chills, no to the losing control. 

First Ladies & their Muppet Twins: Part 2

Barbara Bush takes on Statler and Waldorf for the honour of grumpiest old man alive (not so fast Jack Lemmon, I said "alive").  

Barbara:  So gentlemen, what's it like being a dummy?

Statler:   Why don't you ask your son!

Waldorf:  Ha! Which one?

(Ha, ha, ha...)

First Ladies & their Muppet Twins: Part 1

You might have to use your imagination on this one, but Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy's wide set eyes have a real Kermit-esque quality.   

Kermit: You know, Jackie-O, it's not easy being green. 

Jackie:  Oh yeah, Kermit? Try being married to a Kennedy! 

Waldorf:  You know what else isn't easy? 

Statler:  Listening to that lame joke!  

(Gruff Old Man laugh, gruff old man laugh, gruff old man laugh...)