It's Time to Play the Music, It's Time to Get Absurdly Huge Lips...

What the ding dong is going on with Lindsay Lohan's mouth? She looks absolutely ridiculous.

Lots of people think Janice from The Muppet Show looks like Donatella Versace, but I prefer LL's likeness.

 

Update: Whoa! Alert the MacKenzie Phillip's Society! Lindsay's dad just gave an interview to Radar which sounds extremely creepola: "When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way - in a bad way." Ew! I certainly got chills and yes, they're multiplying and I'm loooooooosing control. No, not really. Yes to the chills, no to the losing control. 

The Daughters and The Papas

Okay, who watched Oprah* today? Oooo-ey, talk about a doozy!!! Mackenzie Phillips was discussing her new book and dropped one humdinger of an info-bomb. Turns out the actress had a consensual sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips, lead singer of The Mamas and The Papas. Yup, gross. But I'm not here to pass moral judgement, just "face judgement". Soooooo, Mackenzie "I Put the Sensual in Consensual" Phillips looks a lot like Rebecca Hall in the best movie of last year, Frost/Nixon. 

*Did anyone else notice how skeptical and borderline rude Oprah was being to Mackenzie? You could tell she wanted everyone to know that lil' old Mac wasn't pulling the wool over the big O's eyes. Especially when Mac dared to compare her incest experience with the Big Cheese's!