Timberrrrrrr

At first glance, I totally thought the dude on the left was Justin Timberlake in costume. Upon second glance, I realized it wasn't JT. But I dutifully dragged and dropped the pic to my desktop and now I completely forget where I got the image from. Does anyone know who this Afroed Man is? A Gumshoe position to the first correct guesser!

Case Closed! Thanks to Gumshoe Ali (née Ali) for figuring out that Mystery Man's name is Redfoo from the band LMFAO who sing Party Rock Anthem. And p.s. Redfoo, you were born in 1975 and should know better than to name your band after an internet acronym!

BTW, I'm really digging Lainey's dissing of J-Timber. Give it a read here.

Gwynnie Get Your Gizzard*!

O, M to the G! And this time that 'G' stands for 'Gwyenth'. As in: "Good God, Gwyneth - whose got your gizzard?" Why would anyone want to make their long, luxurious neck disappear? Is this one of Gwyneth's ploys to convince Middle America that she's just like them? Look Ma, no neck! Also, why would anyone want to look like their celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson?

*I've been operating under the assumption that "gizzard" means "neck" for a very long time. It doesn't. Oh well.