O, M to the G! And this time that 'G' stands for 'Gwyenth'. As in: "Good God, Gwyneth - whose got your gizzard?" Why would anyone want to make their long, luxurious neck disappear? Is this one of Gwyneth's ploys to convince Middle America that she's just like them? Look Ma, no neck! Also, why would anyone want to look like their celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson?
*I've been operating under the assumption that "gizzard" means "neck" for a very long time. It doesn't. Oh well.
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