Sartorial Sistah's in Arms... and Faces!

Here are some more kooky-fashioned folk from The Sartorialist and their celebrity twins: 

Mary Potter:  Ooooh, when Voldemort finds out Harry's got a sister, there is going to be truh-uh-bull!

Smallmouth Bass:  Introducing... Chuck Bass' kid sister, Chuckista Bass (don't believe me? Just check out her bow-tie!). Get ready for round two of the Battle for Bass Industries! Winner takes ascot!

Re-Cast: The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life was a great show with a fab theme song. I re-cast "Jo" a few posts ago and now here are the rest of my picks. 

 

Before there was Blair Waldorf, there was Blair Warner - a spoiled New York princess who was jealous of her standup "comedian" cousin, Geri, ("I'm not drunk, I just have cerebral palsy!" Awww). Anyhoo, Blair looks like Miss Piggy. 

Oh, Tootie. When you weren't rollerskating around, you were filling bongs with Jelly Beans, modeling for child pornographists, and getting lured into child prostitution. Tootie and Pearl from 227 have matching hair cuts. Pearl was also no stranger to trouble - filling bongs with lace doilies and getting mixed up with old lady pornographists... 

Before Cloris Leachman shook her 82-year-old wares on Dancing with the Stars, she played Mrs. Garrett's sassy sister, Beverly Ann, who took over "Edna's Edibles" when Mrs. G ran off to Africa to join the Peace Corps (for realsies). And it just so happens that Barry Manilow looks a lot like Cloris Leachman (and a mouse, for that matter). 

Attention all Upper East Siders

Spotted! An older, dare I say, "more seasoned" version of the devilish Chuck Bass. 

I was in NYC this weekend and had an OMFGG moment when I spotted a twinsie of the best character on Gossip Girl (sorry Dorota). I gave up my place in the bathroom line to take this man's picture. He was more than happy to comply, unlike Chuck Bass who would've either tasered or deported me. xoxo