Jennifer Aniston's Got a New Day Job...

And it's babysitting Brad Pitt's kids! Seriously guys, I can't believe Aniston hired a look-a-like to menacingly shadow all of Angelina's shopping trips.

Angie, Zahara and Shiloh went to Ozzie Dots yesterday in L.A. (when are these kids not in toy stores?). Here's a great snap of Z sassing it up for the cameras and Shiloh modestly looking on wishing her mother didn't dress her like a middle-aged tourist.

Clickety Click: The Ultimate Barba Trick

Alright Barbapapa, you've had your fun and now it's time to 'fess up to moonlighting as Grimace from the McDonaldland gang. I know you got all those Barbababies to feed and Lord knows Barbamama's hair flowers aren't gonna buy themselves, but enough is enough. Quit using your shape shifting gift for ill gotten gains and start doing something worthwhile, like impersonating Angelina Jolie so you can seamlessly slink into Brad Pitt's bed at night.