Jennifer Aniston's Got a New Day Job...

And it's babysitting Brad Pitt's kids! Seriously guys, I can't believe Aniston hired a look-a-like to menacingly shadow all of Angelina's shopping trips.

Angie, Zahara and Shiloh went to Ozzie Dots yesterday in L.A. (when are these kids not in toy stores?). Here's a great snap of Z sassing it up for the cameras and Shiloh modestly looking on wishing her mother didn't dress her like a middle-aged tourist.

Foxy Knoxy Jolie-Platt

FINALLY! Evidence of the Jolie-Pitt twins existence. Brad and Ange flew to Jordan for ice cream or something and they unveiled lil' Knox and Vivienne for the third time. And I have a pretty good hunch as to why the twins have been kept so underwraps - Knox looks suspiciously like Oliver Platt! BUSTED, Angie! You totally did it with old Hubba-Hubba Platt. And who can blame you? You are, despite much evidence to the contrary, only human. 

Jolie times Three!

It seems the Jolie-Haven-Voights have a long lost sibling and his name is Jackson Rathbone (Jasper from Twilight). I bet Angie can't wait to properly welcome Jackson to the clan with a big, wet brotherly french!  

You say Angelina, I say Carol Alt

Many people think Megan Fox is Angelina Jolie's carbon copy (that includes you, lady at the Globe & Mail). But many people don't have websites dedicated to face twins, sooooo I'm pretty sure I'm qualified to tell you that Fox is actually twinsies with 80s supermodel, Carol Alt.