A Mid-Sumner Night's Face Dream

What the F is up with Mattew McConaughey's face? It looks like he stood in front of a heat lamp for too long.  Or...

He followed the "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" route and decided to suck up to Sumner Redstone (the owner of CBS, MTV, Paramount and Dreamworks) by copying his face using silly-putty and a pair of dull, staring, dead eyes. 

Little People with Mouse Faces Unite!

Remember The Littles? A cartoon about half-mouse/half-human Little People that made elevators out of old milk cartons? Naturally, I was a gigantic (ha!) fan and if they ever do a live-action remake, here are my casting pics...

(1) The perky matriarch of the family, Helen Little, will be played by every-mom and professional perkster, Sandy "Glass Eye" Duncan. 

(2) The role of Papa Little will be awarded to one half of the smooth-crooning duo Hall & Oates, John Oates. 

(3) And the role of cantankerous Grandpa Little goes to... Ron Howard's weird looking brother, Clint!* 

(*Clint actually looks more like "Grandpa Little" in the movie, Far and Away, but there are zero stills of him playing the lecherous AND cantankerous foreman of the chicken factory where Nicole Kidman works).