Re-Cast: The Facts of Life - Jo

It is a fact of life that Jo from The Facts of Life is twinsies with Val Kilmer in Willow. 

Although if Val wants to play Jo, he'll have to lose that earring. Her staunch tomboyism prohibits all accessories that cannot be qualified as "sports equipment". 

Highway to the Dangerously Obese Zone

Back in the 80s, you needn't have been a Face Detective to differentiate between Val Kilmer and Gerard Depardieu. Here, see both actors during the 1980s.

But, oh, how the Iceman hath fallen. Observe these recent snaps where you'd be forgiven for assuming that Val was the dirty little secret of the Depardieu family. 

If these two don't share a nose, then I will hand in my magnifying glass this instant. Can you imagine being Val? Gerard has had his whole life to get used to that heinous honker, where as Kilmer was once a beach volleyball-playing babe magnet. Who knew that Goose would wind up being the most desirable dude in the Top Gun clan.