This post has less to do with look-a-likes and more to do with my outrage over the Archie clan giving the gang a new makeover. On the left is what Big Ethel originally looked like and on the right is how she appears now. Not a buck tooth in sight! WTF! Does everyone have to be good looking now? It's not enough that our tennis players and American murderers abroad are super hot? What has the world come to where Big Ethel is pretty?!
Jesus! It's like the new Ethel doesn't have siblings for parents or something. And check out her cool, alternative earrings! Jughead would be a fool to resist the advances of this stone cold fox (which ruins one of the most hilarious premises of the whole comic - Big Ethel as date rapist using a plate of mini-burgers in lieu of roofies).
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