Alfred Hitchcock Presents... A Cloud!

I used to watch The NEW Alfred Hitchcock Presents when I was little. It wasn't as good as the original and the production budget smacked of Canadiana, but I watched it nonetheless. This cloud profile reminds me of the logo for that show.

Not-so-Smooth Criminal

Criminal minds is the very definition of a guilty pleasure. The show is absolutely ridiculous and features a cast of colossal dumb-dumbs ("Oh, you forgot what a serial killer is, FBI Agent? Let me remind you..."). Anyhow, Dr. Spencer Reid (who is stone cold fox in real life - check out his Pitt-jaw here) really reminds me of Calista Flockhart dressed up for Halloween as a mad scientist. 

The characters on Criminal Minds are laughable because they are so one dimensional. You have the guy in the suit, ("I wear a suit therefore I am serious and stern"), the wacky computer gal ("I'm unattractive and therefore relegated to the role of horny tech woman who hits on everyone but is harmless because who would make out with me? I'm ugly!"), the blond ("I'm pretty and put myself in dangerous situations so one of the men can save me"), the brunette ("I'm obviously a lesbian because I have brown hair!") and the super genius ("I'm smart and therefore unable to compute pop-culture references - who is this Michael Jackson anyway?"). Those were my brother's jokes. 

X-Women Twinsies

For the record, I think Julianna Margulies is a very pretty woman. But she is NOT Famke Janssen pretty, so these promo posters for The Good Wife seem a little photoshopped.  

        Juliana Marguiles                     Famke Janssen                     

Sartorialist: Sexy Victims Unit

Doesn't this dude look exactly like a less intense, more stylish Christopher Meloni? I think so...

America's Next Top Co-Worker

Above is a picture of my awesome co-worker Carley. Below is a picture of the ANTM Cycle 10 winner Whitney Thompson. If you can find evidence that these two are not twins, I would like to hear it. One small disclaimer: The Whitney pic has been plucked, polished and airbrushed to death, meanwhile my natural beauty co-worker is au natural. Take that Tyra!

Superman vs. Super Douche

This particular case had me ready to claw my eyes out (a pretty damning punishment when you're a face detective). For nearly two years following the premier of the Superman TV show, I couldn't shake the feeling that I'd seen Tom Welling's baby blues and distinctive choppers before, but where? The answer: on Y & R star Josh Morrow (aka Nick Newman). No doubt a Face Detective shout out is the most exciting thing to befall Josh's career since his attempt to become a rap star. (The group was called 3Deep, and if you know that without Googling it, it might be time to get out of Genoa City).