Here's a Story, of a Lovely Douche-Bag

Seth McFarlane is obviously funny, but he's also a douche-bag and possibly a "date take-advantage-ist" (see, I didn't say "date rapist"). There is definitely something about his smarmy five o'clock shadow that reeks of bad boy badness but it also reeks of grown-up Peter Brady. Blech, but oddly sexy.

S-Mc also looks a little like Chip from Kate and Allie. That show depressed me when I was kid. I can't tell whether it was because of their broken homes or because the red-headed teen was so much less pretty than the brunette teen. Probably the latter. I am shallow. And empathetic.