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Monday, September 7, 2009

Of Buttknockers and Bungholes

Beavis: Hey Butt-head, you look like Gary Sinise.
Butthead: That's not funny, dumbass. You look like Gary Sinise.
Beavis: Yeah, heh-heh, Gary Sinise.
Butt-head: Shut up. Gary Sinise is your dad.


During a rousing game of "who would you rather makeout with...", Gary Sinise's name came up and I had such a knee-jerk "NO F-in WAY" reaction because he looks like Beavis and Butt-head. Both, you say? How is that possible? Easy. Either Mike Judge watched Of Mice and Men one too many times. Orrrrrr, Mike Judge watched Forrest Gump and built a time machine to create B&B in Lt. Dan's likeness. 

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