BP OD

Michael Sheen is an amazing actor and he's an even better impersonator. He's played Tony Blair (three times), David Frost, Wesley Snipes and soon his classically British looks will surely win him the part of BP President and earth-enemy, Tony Hayward. Now that's good casting.

Michael's dad is a Jack Nicholson impersonator. His accent is terrible (in fact, he sounds a lot like Ahhhhnold) but his looks are pretty spot-on. Check it out here. Also, Michael is Kate Beckinsale's baby daddy.

Slap Happy... NOT!

Remember that grumpy old child slapper from last week? Well, I've found the man who will star in the made-for-TV-movie about his life - Tom Wilkinson! The esteemed British actor will no doubt jump at the chance to make a Lifetime movie about the monster from Atlanta. 

Is this the face of a child slapper?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! VERY MUCH SO!

This Atlanta man is accused of slapping a two year old in Walmart. The man (who doesn't know the kid) told the mother: "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you." And he did! Although I highly doubt he called the toddler a "baby", I think the mom added that in for sympathy. Let this be a lesson to everyone who's ever wanted to silence a screaming child. For the love of God - SMILE for the camera after you do it. On a lighter note, looks like the Grumpy Old Men franchise just got a breath of fresh air.

Facial Profiling

You know the story about the Harvard Prof. who got arrested for breaking into his own house? Well feast your eyes upon the cop and the guy who'll play him in the made-for-tv movie - Entourage's very own Napoleon, Kevin Connolly. 

Aaaaand here's another angle of Kevin Connolly for your viewing pleasure.