Cruisin' for a California Dreams Bruisin'

I didn't watch California Dreams as much as Saved By the Bell, but I definitely preferred CD because the actors were way prettier (Kelly Kapowski? No thanks. Kelly Packard? Yes please!). My crush was of course on Sly - the smooth-talking, weasly one whose diabolical money-making schemes made Zack Morris look like a guileless baby. Too bad for Michael Cade's career that he's twins with Tom Cruise.

The cast of California Dreams recently appeared on Jimmy Fallon and they all looked like a bunch of weathered, sad sacks (except for sweet Kelly, that is). It was depressing. It was very similar to this year's Oscars when they paraded the Brat Pack onstage and Judd Nelson looked like he had terminal something. Ditto for the 1995 Academy Awards when they rolled out a post-stroke Kirk Douglas. Made me feel sad and gross. Like midget wrestling.

Happy Holy Thursday everyone! Yes, even to you Barrabus, you filthy isurrectionaire, you.

Float like a Butterfly, Sting like Hugo Weaving

Hugo Weaving (V for Vendetta) and Sting look-a-like. Sigh, they'd look even more alike if Sting hadn't gotten all fancy and had a nose job which you can see here. BTW, if you wanna see Zach Galifianakis ask Natalie Portman about how she prepped for her role in V for Vendetta, watch this ep of Between Two Ferns.

The Fabulous Baker Bosoms

Amanda Seyfried is a certifiable smoke show and in her spread for this month's Esquire, her bosom-popping bodice practically set my computer aflame. So it's no surprise that she resembles fellow hottie, Michelle Pfeiffer.