The Exact Same Material, Girl!

Ay-ay-ay! First off, both dresses are sinfully hideous and unflattering but at least Sofia Vergara had the good sense to leave her scissors and fur gilet at home! Madonna is actually dressed in mutton! MUTTON!

Poor Unfortunate Souls

Egad! There was some fierce competition on the red carpet for title of Ursula the horrible sea witch twin. We had Marisa Tomei, Armie "hubba hubba" Hammer's wife and putting the "Busy" in Busy Philips... Busy Philips!