I don't think we're alone now!

Ginger Twins Unite! Last week I read that 80s girl singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are starring in a horror movie about a gigantic snake (and no, the snake isn't played by New KidDonnie Wahlberg). Anyway, I was struck by how much Tiffany looks like Luke (Nolan Gould) from Modern Family. BTW - Tiffany does NOT look like this anymore. Now she looks like this!

Check out Tiffany's majorly enhanced bosom, less enhanced nose and all the unnecessary hosiery she's wearing. She's like an Elvira/Stripper Christmas tree with all that fishnet tinsel.

Webster's Schtick-tionary

If you don't already watch Modern Family, you should start. It is hilarious ("Casablanca!"). One of the best characters on the show is Ed Bundy's step-son, Manny. And one of his best characteristics is that he's twins with Webster. And not just because they both buy their shirts from "Short & Squat", or get their hair cut at "Short & Jheri-Curly" or buy their ears from "Trophy Handles R Us".