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Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Justin Bieber's New Haircut is Making Me Sad

I realize listening to a 30+ woman talk about her Bieber-lust is about as interesting as hearing Betty White make another sex joke (we get it, it's hilarious when over 80s say "hizzo") but I gotta say, I'm weeping over my beloved Justin's new do. To be clear, I am also mourning all of Justin's natural maturation. But this haircut is too much. He's morphing into that dude from The Vampire Diaries. And that guy looks like a handsome caveman.

Monday, December 20, 2010

All I Want for Christmas is Julian Assange's Haircut!

Julian Assange has a hot new haircut. No longer satisfied with his Justin Bieber do, the silver fox has upgraded to a dashing Sean-Bean-International-Terrorist cut.


Anyway, when they make the Assange movie (Sexpionage: The Musical!), I really hope Ewan McGregor plays Julian (just from the nose down and after Ewan eats a few jam sandwiches).