Someone pointed out that Jason Reitman (director of Juno and Up in the Air) looks like a middle-aged lesbian, but I think he looks more like Jason Lee. Although I wouldn't say the two are exactly mutually exclusive. And BTW - thanks a lot Jason Reitman for screwing up my Oscar ballot and losing Best Adapted Screenplay to Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire. Maybe if you'd called the movie - Up in the Air: Based on the Novel "Up in the Air" by Walter Kirn it would've won.
And talk about the most boring Academy Awards ever!!! I had to take part in an impromptu post-Oscars dance party just to feel human again. And so I blame you, Sandra Bullock, for my 2 day hangover. And you, Gabourey Sidibe, for the giant burrito I ate today.
