All We Hear is Ladio Gaga

...Ladio Googoo, Ladio Gaga. I could do the whole song, but I won't. Orrr, maybe I will...  Ladio, what's new? Ladio, sommmmme-onnnne still lovvvvvvves you! Anyhow, doesn't Lady Gaga look like the unholy byproduct of Donatella Versace and her daughter, Allegra?   

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And what was up with all her disturbing outfits at the MTV Awards? I have no idea what the blood was supposed to symbolize... is she getting all Jesus-y on us like late 80s Madonna? I sure hope so. 

Forever in Levi's Blue Jeans

Levi Johnston might be a dummy, but he sure provided lil' Tripp Palin with some excellent physical genes. A baby that looks like Josh Duhamel and Joshua Jackson? Yes please!

(A) Josh Duhamel            (B) Joshua Jackson           (C) Levi Johnston

Thank You for Being a Face Friend

In honour of Bea Arthur's sad passing last week, the Face Detectives would like to dedicate some "Ever Wonder..." face math to Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak. So... ever wonder what would happen if Bea Arthur and Teen Angel, Frankie Avalon had a baby? Well, stop wondering!

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Yup! It's Liberace.  

Gone Wizard Dwarf Baby Gone

Ever wonder what would happen if Ed Harris and Woody Harrelson had a wizard dwarf baby? Well... stop wondering!

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A big thanks to the casting directors of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and Peter Dinklage's real parents for scratching this super specific hybrid itch.