OMFG! Look at the new Troll dolls! Just look at them. They're Slutz!!!!! This might be a hoax, but who would go to the trouble of moulding five sexy girl dolls? Gargamel you say? Good point. But who, besides Gargamel, would do this? I am seriously alarmed. I pity the 8 year old girls who worry they aren't as sexy as a troll.
In case you're wondering how you can make your very own Smurfette, Gargamel's recipe is right there on wikipedia for everyone to see : "She was magically created from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart". Good luck, Lars.
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