Dear Chris Robinson,
This Father's Day is gonna sting a little. And not because your ex-wife, Kate Hudson, is running around with every Tom, Dick & Dick in town. But because this is the year you find out your beloved son, Ryder Russell Robinson, is actually Ed Norton's biological child. DNA be damned! The pictures don't lie!
p.s. Rest assured Chris, your beard is still your biological beard. p.p.s. I'm also sorry you never got to see your ex-wife's new boob job.
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