We Didn't Start the Face Fire...

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television

North Korea, South Korea, Lenny Briscoe

Law & Order's beloved Lenny Briscoe and NY Yankee's beloved Joe DiMaggio are cut from the same cloth. Too bad for Lenny, Marilyn's candle burned out long before he got the chance to impersonate DiMaggio and jump into bed with her. Oh well, I guess there's always the chance of a heavenly threesome... now that's what I call a "pinch hitter"!!!!!*

*excessive punctuation indicates that yes, I know it's a lame "Dad Joke".