Ghosts of Matthew McConaughey's Once Promising Past

For those of you who had the misfortune of seeing Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (why does Matthew McConaughey insist on "whistle-talking"?!), you'll know that Emma Stone (the young actress on the right) was the only thing even remotely funny about the whole movie. What's even funnier is that Emma is a dead (HA! Get it? She's a ghost...) ringer for meddling mother,Julie Cooper, from the O.C. 

Speaking of unspeakably bad movies. The reviews for the Robin Williams/John Travolta flick Old Dogs ("from the people who brought you Wild Hogs..." uh-oh) are out and they are pretty funny: "Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot." 

Basically, if you like dudes getting hit in the crotch/face/bum and children accidentally ingesting Viagra, you're in for a real treat.