Victor Garber has been one of my fave actors since Alias (best.father-figure.ever). And so I was particularly horrified to see him sporting a nerdy bowtie in the third episode of Glee*. I was even more horrified to discover that he looks a lot like uber-nerd, Arye Gross (the dude who always plays homicidal nerds and has an Olde-English-Question for a name: "Are ye gross?". He also has a Pirate-Statement for a name: "Arrrr! Ye be gross!")
*Speaking of Glee... egad! Or should I say, 'Glee-gad' (no, you're right, I shouldn't). The pilot was one of the best I've ever seen but the quality has gone down faster than Whitney Houston on a woman (yup, she be a rumoured lesbian). In fact, her Olde English name is: Whit B. Lesbo. Her showtune name is obviously: Whit B. A. Lesbo Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And her Michael Jackson song is: Whit B. Startin' Something... With A Girl.
**Anyone who knows me, knows "nerd alert" is my catchphrase. So, to the gents who claimed it as their own in their Emmy acceptance speech last night, I have one thing to say... NERD THIEVES!!!
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