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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mother Puckers

Ellen Pompeo: Hello Bridget Jones
Rene Zellweger: Oh, hi there Dr. Meredith Grey, what's up? 
EP: I'm just perfecting my camera face.
RZ: Oh yeah. What is it?
EP: Everytime anyone is about to take a picture, I pretend I'm sucking on a lemon.
RZ: Oh please! I invented that move years ago. 
EP: As if. Next you're going to tell me you invented being alarmingly thin.
RZ: Piss off.
EP: You piss off. I can see half your boob.
RZ: Oh yeah, well I can see your entire nipple.


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